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Just found this journal entry on a friend of mine's page and I kinda wanted to do it so here goes nothing.

(OCs in this meme: Rajendra, April and her family (Adrian, Remiel, Joshua etc.) )


1) Is there anyone you would ever consider having sex with?

Rajendra: no.

April: *gives him a confused look*

2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

Rajendra: If I were to have sex with anyone it would be in the dark of my bedroom chambers and for so long you wouldn't be able to tell whether it's night or day but the only thing you know is the feel of the passion from your flesh against mine.

3) What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Rajendra: The middle.

April: The left

4) Do you masturbate?

April: ...

Rajendra: I wouldn't love you any less for being honest April.

April: I do no masturbate Rajendra.

Rajendra: Not even when you're alone?

April: no.

5) How often? Lately?

April: I would never do something like that.

Rajendra: *thoughtful expression* If I asked you to would you? You said you would do anything for me.

April: this is not where the interview was supposed to go -_-

6) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Rajendra: no.

April: no.

7) Do you prefer showers or baths?

Rajendra: *glance at April* I'm not particular

April: I like showers to be honest.

8) Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

Rajendra: We've made love everywhere where we live. Though sometimes furniture has to be replaced because of that...

April: *slight blush recalling those moments*

9) Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?

April: no

Rajendra: not with other people though I have come across it multiple times.

April: when?

Rajendra: Don't you remember Lucy?

April: oh yeah.

10) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

April: The only one I'll ever want is Rajendra and it doesn't matter to me which he is.

Rajendra: She likes me aggressive.

11) Do you love someone?

*Rajendra and April give each other a long look*

12) Do you know all the people you have met in the past?

April: I think so

Rajendra: yes.

13) Would you choose love or money?

April: love. Always.

14) Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

Rajendra: April likes it when I bite into several different areas. I could think of more than three

April: is that something anyone really needs to know?

15) Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

Rajendra: yes. Her name is Lucy.

April: she really is something else...

16) Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

April: *small smile as she looks up at Rajendra* you remember by that big oak tree? The one we carved our initials in?

Rajendra: How could I forget?

17) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

April: well... I suppose I don't have one since I've only ever made love to one person and none of the settings were strange at least to me.

18) Have you ever been caught having sex?

April: once or twice my brother and dad have butted into my relationship at the wrong time.

Remiel (dad): Damn right we did! :icononionnouplz:

Adrian (brother): Still plowing I see Rajendra

Rajendra: ...

19) Have you ever been to a strip club?

Adrian: Oh plenty of times

Remiel: and that's not even where the real action is at

April: *think* when did this become about them? Though I should be glad they're answering these strange questions...

20) Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

Remiel: what else do you go to a bar?

Adrian: you've gone there to drink before dad.

Remiel: *snort* don't tell Felicia that cover up story

21) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?

Adrian: they've let me in for those reasons.

22) Ever been picked up in a bar?

Remiel: picked up, put down, turned sideways and diagonally.

23) Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

Adrian: no.

Remiel: Most likely not but you never know with my history.

24) What's your sexuality?

Remiel: I'm Felicia

Adrian: I'm Rebecca

Rajendra: I suppose that makes me April.

April: *think* I'm glad you're all only interested in one person and not a sex but that's still a weird way to answer a question...

25) Had sex in a movie theater?

Adrian: I hate it when people do that. Seriously, do people come to just have sex? Sometimes it feels like it with all the face sucking I see.

26) Had sex in a bathroom?

Remiel: That's just disgusting unless it's the one at home

Adrian: and unclassy

Rajendra: ...

April: ...

27) Have you ever had sex at work?

Remiel: I bring Felicia with me all the time

28) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Remiel: Define "adult store"

Adrian: you know like the one with sex toys for sale.

Remiel: then it's not really an adult store if you buy toys for sex. Be a man and do it yourself.

Adrian: what about women?

Remiel: or a woman.

29) Bought something from an adult store?

Remiel: *scoffs*

Rajendra: yes. Books.

Remiel: what kind of store or library were you at...

30) Do you own any sex toys?

Remiel: *wraps his arm around Adrian* this is top quality kink right here. He makes me excited with how dirty he gets

Adrian: oh stop dad, you're making me blush.

31) If yes, how many and what are they?

Remiel: how many times have we gone at it son?

Adrian: in the last week? Too many to count

April: I thought this was about sex toys

Remiel: Adrian is my sex toy. Clearly.

April: *shakes head*

32) Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Remiel: who knows. That bastard Raphael probably does and he better hope I don't find out.

Adrian: We still have a few of Joshua.

Remiel: Really? Let me see

April: I don't think he would appreciate that if he found out.

Remiel: *snorts* He'll never find out about this

Joshua: about what?

Remiel: *think* shit. when did he get in here?

33) Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

Remiel: on several occasions.

Adrian: not with anyone important.

Joshua: you guys are just terrible

Remiel: *deleting the pictures of Joshua from his phone*

34) Have you ever had phone sex?

Joshua: Think Remiel is doing it now with how nervous he's looking. Is it your first time Remiel?

Remiel: That's not the issue here.

Adrian: yes, and why would you want to do it over the phone? You can't plow or fertilize or anything.

35) Have you ever had cyber sex?

Remiel: a couple dozen times. I'm not online that much anymore because I have my own kick ass woman.

Joshua: that's the first sweetest thing you've said all day.

Remiel: how long have you been here? Two minutes?

36) Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?

Rajendra: yes.

Adrian: What? No it isn't.

Rajendra: then you haven't been doing it right.

Adrian: ...

Remiel: *think* why do I let my daughter date this guy again?

37) What's your favorite sexual position?

Adrian: I think standing up, chest-to-chest. It gives the right kind of burn on your hips

Remiel: then clearly I'm not your favorite in bed because we can't do that

Joshua: You both are disgusting. I don't know how much more of this joking I can take

Remiel: no one asked you to wander in here

Joshua: and someone asked you two?

38) What's your favorite sex act?



39) Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

Remiel: they used to call me the divine punishment of seven for a reason.

Adrian: and the whiplash, the whirlwind, and The Storm.

Remiel: because I don't leave anything or anyone out.

Joshua: I'm pretty sure Rajendra has done way more than both you knuckleheads put together.

Remiel: and that's something to be proud of? Past seven that's just unnecessary.

Joshua: yes and seven is, Mr. "The Storm."

40) Who do you think has the guts to repost this?

Adrian: think :iconwaywardgal: would? She's innocent but cute

Joshua: Don't include her in this stupid interview! Perhaps :icondjmadhatter93: would like to view this over at the most.

Remiel: well you won't be getting any views or favorites with that kind of attitude *clap him on the back*

Joshua: *think* ouch...

Rajendra: April and I would be very happy to see anyone read this, favorite, or comment.

April: *think* I love you Rajendra but speak for yourself.

Remiel: Think :iconperianth5: would want to read this?

Joshua: no -_-
  • Mood: Sunny Mood
  • Listening to: Angel Kisses by Thad Fiscella
  • Reading: Bible (1 Kings chapter 4)

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IceAngel1234 Featured By Owner 19 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
-lays on cement- Me too :(
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vaporsheart Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
*cries* I don't want it too
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IceAngel1234 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Awesome! I've been alright, summer vacation is coming to an end =(
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vaporsheart Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Been improving on my art!!! I switched to digital. How have you been?
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IceAngel1234 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Waay too long! How have you been? :D
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vaporsheart Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
It's been too long 😱😱😱
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IceAngel1234 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
HIIIIII :D
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vaporsheart Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Whoever is in my account could you please get off -_-
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vaporsheart Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Why are you thanking me?! Thanks for the great art!!! :meow:
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MartinaSaviane Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the fav!!Heart Hug 
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BriGht-liGht-NSH Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
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MangaErudite Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love you too
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vaporsheart Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks buddy. I love you :heart: :meow:
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MangaErudite Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! Hope you had a great year and will have a great Easter!Five Nights at Freddy's 2 - Sexy Chica - Icon GIF Free Birthday Icon birthday cake 
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vaporsheart Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh jeez,that's the struggle. Do you mean scientific labs or just labs for creating and experimenting with different things? I'm not necessarily WORN OUT when i get home, i just feel like there aren't enough hours in the day to do what i want when i get home or i don't have the energy and just want to relax. Amen girl. I'm so glad we're born in the 21st century otherwise I'd have to look forward to farming all day or something!
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MangaErudite Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yours too!
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HerOnceWhiteWings Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have a lot of labs that I MUST attend. And I'm extremely tired when I go home. And I wanna draw SO BAD, but I just can't. God bless gaming.
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vaporsheart Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Anytime :meow: how's the university? Do you get LOTS of homework?
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vaporsheart Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Anytime, your artis great ;) :D :meow:
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HerOnceWhiteWings Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you :heart: Me too, I've actually been kinda slow lately. University and all... But I've been good :)
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